Posted at 2015-10-20 00:39:02 — Link
That IS the soup. Remember, you ordered GOOP soup?
Waiter! There is a sword in my soup!
Clever the Archer
When life gives you lemons make applejuice.
Sorry I was out so long. I'm back though.
Posted at 2015-10-20 09:38:45 — Link
curses! you realized it. now my fiendish plans of disposing of you are ruined! *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
Waiter! there is an alien lifeform in my soup!
I do it all because I'm evil
Posted at 2015-10-20 14:44:00 — Link
Umm, Sir... It is just a carrot.
Waiter! There are snail shells in my soup.
I will buy/swap for GENETICIST INVITES and TRAINER INVITES!!!
Also looking for Magical Fruits (Glowshroom, Dragon Maple, Nutpea, Cactus MelonHeart Fruit, Bambo Berries) -> offering 7ooo silver for each.
Posted at 2015-10-20 23:22:20 — Link
Sir/Mam, that's the fish tank.
Waiter! Someone's homework is in my soup!
Clever the Archer
When life gives you lemons make applejuice.
Sorry I was out so long. I'm back though.
Posted at 2015-11-04 23:46:25 — Link
No, Timmy, you can't excuse yourself for not having homework because it fell into someones soup. you should have paid attention!
Waiter, there's the entire planet Mars in my soup!
I do it all because I'm evil
Posted at 2015-11-05 23:24:30 — Link
Oh my...I'm afraid there is nothing that can be done about that. Would you like to order something else?
Waiter! Someone's glasses are in my soup!
Clever the Archer
When life gives you lemons make applejuice.
Sorry I was out so long. I'm back though.
Posted at 2015-11-09 01:48:09 — Link
not possible! we're all wearing contacts!
Waiter! there are the souls of the damned in my soup! (their whining is annoying!)
I do it all because I'm evil
Posted at 2015-11-09 20:21:40 — Link
Sorry sir but, you said you wanted a soulfull soup.
Waiter! there is a tiger in my soup!
May star clan be with you and may your pets breed well.
Posted at 2015-11-11 07:45:10 — Link
"How many times do I have to tell you, Fuzzy? The soup is not a swimming pool!" Tiger jumps on waiter and starts attacking her, "One second Mam!" *Och, oof, ugg!*
Waiter! I think there are eyeballs in my soup!
Always looking for Amnesia Potions, Rainbow Jars, GP pets, and any type of sales!
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Posted at 2015-11-11 23:29:38 — Link
*starts singing "This is Halloween"*
Waiter! There is soup in my soup! What kind of nonsense is this!
Clever the Archer
When life gives you lemons make applejuice.
Sorry I was out so long. I'm back though.
Posted at 2015-11-13 01:44:01 — Link
Oh, you are the one who ordered the soupless soup? leave my restaurant! NOW!!!
Waiter! there are live piranhas in my soup!
I do it all because I'm evil
Posted at 2015-11-13 01:51:33 — Link
Well sir, you wanted soup with a bite....
Waiter, there is a fossil in my soup!
let your mind take to the sky and flurish.
Posted at 2015-11-13 03:19:28 — Link
WHAT! Not my Archaeornithomimus find!
Waiter, there is a brochure to an African safari in my soup!
Posted at 2015-11-14 15:28:03 — Link
Sir/Mam, that might be, because we are in a restraunt in Africa.
Waiter! There is a computer in my soup!
Clever the Archer
When life gives you lemons make applejuice.
Sorry I was out so long. I'm back though.
Posted at 2015-11-28 01:58:23 — Link
Oh no!! My lap top!!! If you'll excuse me for a moment...
Waiter! There's a Very Hungry Man Eating Great White Shark in my soup!
