Posted at 2015-11-28 02:41:35 — Link
Sir, that's your own reflection eating Great White Shark Soup...
Waiter! There's a Shia Lebouf in my soup!
Posted at 2015-11-28 02:41:35 — Link
Sir, that's your own reflection eating Great White Shark Soup...
Waiter! There's a Shia Lebouf in my soup!
Posted at 2015-11-28 02:52:14 — Link
I...I have no explanation for this. MANAGER!!! I want a new position! I'll take over with making soup!
Waiter! There's a restauraunt in my soup! How do you people manage this, and why do I keep coming back!?
Clever the Archer
When life gives you lemons make applejuice.
Sorry I was out so long. I'm back though.
Posted at 2015-11-28 03:45:53 — Link
Oh, my apologies! It looks as though one of our to-scale miniature replica restaurants fell into the soup. Don't worry, it's edible. Everything in here is edible. Even I am edible, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Waiter! There's a barbie doll in my soup!
Posted at 2015-11-28 07:21:33 — Link
Oh no!! Were all going to die!! Help me, its a barbie!!!
Waiter!! There is nothing in my soup!
ONE DAY, THE WOLVES WILL RULE!!
Wild and free as it hunts through the night,
Optimistic and keen, with a bone-crushing bite,
Lovely gray fur, as it howls at moon.
Feared, and yet, praised, you shall meet it soon.
I ♥ Science!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Posted at 2015-11-28 08:30:14 — Link
That's not soup, ma'am/sir. You didn't order soup. That's your hot tea.
Waiter! There's a Shrek in my soup!
Posted at 2015-11-30 00:38:57 — Link
...I don't like my job anymore. *takes the soup back to the kitchen* I could earn more money as a nightguard in a pizza place.
Waiter! There are animatronic pieces in my soup!
Clever the Archer
When life gives you lemons make applejuice.
Sorry I was out so long. I'm back though.
Posted at 2015-12-20 05:46:36 — Link
"That is world class goop! Looks great and tastes.... er...you don't want to go there..."
Waiter! There's a tiny pony in my soup!
Posted at 2015-12-23 12:31:53 — Link
Oh, it was just enjoying the soup......... *waiter ran into the kitchen* Sir Chef! you left THE pony in the soup!
Waiter!!!!! Theres a talking parrot in my soup!
Posted at 2015-12-23 20:30:58 — Link
Well it loves the soup.
Waiter there is a Lyra Heartstrings in my soup.
Posted at 2015-12-27 00:01:19 — Link
A what?!?!?!?
WAITER!!!!!!!!! There is a king cobra in my soup!
Posted at 2015-12-27 16:04:43 — Link
oh dear my bad ummm just make sure you dont get to close when you eat thats what the 50 mile long spoon is for *dmiles and walks off*
WAITER!!! Theres a Living Squid in my Soup
RIP Jan.5,2006
Posted at 2015-12-28 08:34:28 — Link
It just needs water. I'm sure I can find your real soup.
Waiter!!! There's a Schyphozoa in my soup!
Posted at 2015-12-28 15:05:00 — Link
Increadibly sorry, we put the schyphozoas into the soup when it still cooks to give it a extra flavour but, well.......the chef forgot to take it out again this time!
Waiter!!! There is a chicken egg in my soup I ordered the kakapo egg soup!
Posted at 2015-12-29 11:05:18 — Link
uhhh sorry maam wrong order ill go get yours in a very quick like manor
WAITER!!!!! theres a frog in my soup
RIP Jan.5,2006
Posted at 2015-12-30 02:57:11 — Link
Oh, he was for the next table. I'll switch it.
WAITER!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's a mirror portal in my soup!