Posted at 2015-11-12 22:18:12 — Link
my head shall be chopped off. it is the only way that he would be safe.
May star clan be with you and may your pets breed well.
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- saberia12
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- Mossy88
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Posted at 2015-11-13 04:13:36 — Link
Correct! Anybody else have any good ones?
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- SilverDragon568
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Posted at 2015-11-15 04:02:15 — Link
In marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear.
No doors are there to this stronghold-
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
- Mossy88
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Posted at 2015-11-15 07:15:27 — Link
Are we trying to guess what the thing is or how the thieves steal from it?
If we are guessing what it is, I think it's an egg...
Always looking for Amnesia Potions, Rainbow Jars, GP pets, and any type of sales!
I'm normaly on beastkeeper most afternoons so feel free to PM me about any random stuff (warrior cat books, books in genral, extonic pets on beastkeeper and real life, sales, friend offers, borrowing pets, breeding requests/offers, etc.)
Current Contests/Giveaways ~
~ My Newbie Giveaway (http://beastkeeper.com/pets/57736/1)
~ Funlove's Writing Contest (http://beastkeeper.com/thread/8470)
~ Free Breeding - Pinkblossom's Pets (http://beastkeeper.com/thread/8532)
~ Cleverkitten's Writing Challenge (http://beastkeeper.com/thread/8499)
~ MidnightMoon's Christmas Poem Contest (http://beastkeeper.com/thread/8561)
~ firepaws' Good-Stat Lykos for Sale (http://beastkeeper.com/thread/8584)
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- TheAmazingBlaise
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Posted at 2015-11-22 10:16:01 — Link
I made this one up but
I am exactly the same but completely different!
What two things am I ??
When Life gives you LEMONS, you can't make lemonade. You don't have the SUGAR.
If a kid was beating a dog with a bat, 49% would stop and stare, and 50% would walk away. I am the 1% who would grab the bat and beat the kid.Put this on your signature if you were the 1% who would grab the bat and beat the kid.
92% of the girls/boys would cry if Justin Bieber fell off a cliff and died. 7% of the girls/boys would scream and jump off the cliff after him. 1% of the girls/boys would have been the ones who pushed him off the cliff. Put this on your signature if you were the 1% that pushed him off.
90% of teens would die if Facebook's Server crashed. If you are the 10% that would die laughing, copy and paste this in your Signature.
94% of people think that wolves are vicious, evil animals. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're one of the 6% who love wolves and think they are shy and amazing creatures.
- MidnightMoon
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Posted at 2015-12-06 17:33:53 — Link
A person??
Three men were walking out one day. Then it started raining hard. They raced 4 blocks to there house. When they got in, one man didnt get his hair wet. They did not have an umbrella, or a hat. How can this be?
If you would like to know the answer look at this website:
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- 3@4#9
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Posted at 2015-12-06 17:42:20 — Link
What walks on 4 legs in the morning 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening.
-3@4#9
Yes, my username is random. I didn't know what else to name myself.
- funlove
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Posted at 2015-12-07 03:14:54 — Link
We do!!! In the early days of our life we crawl, so 4 legs
In the middle days of our life we walk on two legs
And in our old age we sometimes have a cane, so 3 legs
funlove
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- 3@4#9
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Posted at 2015-12-14 05:56:58 — Link
Yep!!!
-3@4#9
Yes, my username is random. I didn't know what else to name myself.
- TheAmazingBlaise
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Posted at 2015-12-23 03:52:03 — Link
#midnightmoon
no i is you and ur refletion
When Life gives you LEMONS, you can't make lemonade. You don't have the SUGAR.
If a kid was beating a dog with a bat, 49% would stop and stare, and 50% would walk away. I am the 1% who would grab the bat and beat the kid.Put this on your signature if you were the 1% who would grab the bat and beat the kid.
92% of the girls/boys would cry if Justin Bieber fell off a cliff and died. 7% of the girls/boys would scream and jump off the cliff after him. 1% of the girls/boys would have been the ones who pushed him off the cliff. Put this on your signature if you were the 1% that pushed him off.
90% of teens would die if Facebook's Server crashed. If you are the 10% that would die laughing, copy and paste this in your Signature.
94% of people think that wolves are vicious, evil animals. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're one of the 6% who love wolves and think they are shy and amazing creatures.
- pinkblossom
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Posted at 2015-12-27 00:06:50 — Link
I got this one from the internet but its still a very good one!
You are the bus driver. At your first stop, you pick up 29 people. On your second stop, 18 of those 29 people get off, and at the same time 10 new passengers arrive. At your next stop, 3 of those 10 passengers get off, and 13 new passengers come on. On your fourth stop 4 of the remaining 10 passengers get off, 6 of those new 13 passengers get off as well, then 17 new passengers get on. What is the color of the bus driver’s eyes?
- KokoroDragon
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Posted at 2016-01-13 21:16:57 — Link
Pinkblossom:
The color of my eyes. I'm the bus driver.
I can be seen, but not felt or heard. What am I?
- Pixie23
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Posted at 2016-01-14 05:02:28 — Link
Darkness or light.
A box without hinges, key or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
- SuperHappy
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Posted at 2016-01-14 06:08:10 — Link
Egg?
Quotes:
I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.
~ Sirius Black
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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- Pixie23
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Posted at 2016-01-14 06:15:22 — Link
Yes!
No-legs lay on one-leg, two legs sat near on three legs, four legs got some.
