What would you do if BK was real? If you lived in a house with real stables outside, possibly containing potentially dangerous Kami?!

If BK were real, I'd have a lot of animal welfare people angry with me because I've created the draconic equivalent of a puppy mill as a source for trash deviants.

Lytala you are forgetting one very important thing. The size of the dragons and their accompanying feces. Its not just animal welfare people but your neighbors within a few miles that will be furious at your "operation"

Well, if beastkeeper was real and everything would be how it is now... I would have elaborate stables that are maximum security, since these beasties are fierce and that is how I imagine my stables are layed out. The appearance of it would be quite forboding.

My house would be within riding distance (and upwind) of the stables and close to a portal pad for the islands. The stables and house would be located out in the mid of nowhere so no one can find me when I kidnap children to feed to my cockatrice. Of course there would be camoflage for all sides of the stables. That would probably a thick mutated forest with a bunch of toxic bogs, aka where I dump all the poop and where all the pee drains to. The roof of the stables would have trees growing ontop to maximize the hidden aspect. This is also where I would keep my guard rocs.

And I would be a hermit who talks to animals.

If Beastkeeper were actually real, and if all the users on this site really had as many pets as they do, I think we'd quickly overwhelm the planet with the massive amount of food eaten by the beasts and the wastes they produce, and most of us would have to migrate to Callisto. Maybe take over Ganymede and Io too, since most of Europa is underwater.

But all that aside, having gigantic animals with elemental powers at your command would be really awesome. Though I think one stable wouldn't be enough. More like a hundred acres or so. Maybe we'd start warring with each other over land and establish a feudal society. 

I think it would be awesome if BK was real. My Cockatrices and Puma would make things interesting too. :D

You know what wouldn't be cool? The fact that Drakes aren't tamed, and I have to keep an Acid Spitting one in a stable, lol

I'd start the Evilpuppy Hunt Club, and we'd ride across the fields on our best unicorns behind a pack of lykoses, to hunt the elusive orthrus hound. Everyone would have to dress up exactly like a British Hunt Club, down to the buttons. And of course we'd only ride flying beasts on special occasions...

Considering how we're called Beastlords and our building manager is known as our Manor, we'd all have to be very wealthy with loads of land, stables, gardeners, housekeepers, veterinarians, stablepeople, not to mention the innkeeper, ambassador, cartographers, councilmembers, scientific research staff, municipal pound staff, military leaders...

It'd be as if we all owned small towns. And considering how huge some of the beasts are, we'd own more land and staff than we knew what to do with. A stable full of Roc-sized Symurghs, considering that Rocs are five times the size of an adult man, on top of stables for man-sized cockatrices and pumas, Percheron-sized unicorns, man-and-a-half-sized gryphons...

The upkeep costs would be insane. At that point, a few acid-spitting cockatrices or fire-breathing dragons would be the least of my worries.

i would ride a Unicorn to school and make friends the people I didnt like

Burning people is NOT COOL. There are 10 year olds on this site that could reading that!