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  • arete
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Posted at 2017-08-19 22:08:03 — Link

I FORGOT MY CAMPAIGN TO ASSASSINATE LISXZ! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS OUTRAGE YOUNG PADAWAN!

Also, I need one more black merle lykos to form my black merle squad. I have to come up with a catchy name, now. The Beagles perhaps. No, too corny. Black and White? A bit polarising, pardon the pun. Hmmm. I'll sleep on it.

Oh look, a large unicorn on your front lawn, Lisxz.

*drops a magic bomb in her lap and runs away*

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  • Lisxz
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Posted at 2017-08-20 09:54:23 — Link

Hmm.. well, one more unicorn for me! 

And for your Lykos squad, would Monochrome be a fitting name?


  • arete
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Posted at 2017-08-20 12:04:50 — Link

WHYYY is she impervious to bombs????

I shall have to try... bigger bombs!

Monochrome means "one colour". I'd need dichrome. Which doesn't really grab me... *rubs chin thoughtfully*

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  • LadyChipmunk
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Posted at 2017-08-20 15:10:21 — Link

Merle Hazard?  Descriptive and a play on the country singer.  

Okay, I'm bad at this.  Back to breeding lykos.


  • fundatrix
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Posted at 2017-08-20 15:10:48 — Link

Milky Cows, perhaps? That would suites them :)


  • Lisxz
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Posted at 2017-08-20 15:58:06 — Link

I'm bad at naming anyways.. x)

I'm going to have to hunt for bombs, then. You musn't get to them first!

Finally got a Level 5 Stable, time to fill up 50 slots with deadly dragons and rocs so I can attack- wait, nevermind..

 


  • arete
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Posted at 2017-08-20 17:19:09 — Link

Nuts! She survived the night. My were-lykos didnt find her.

Cows? COWS?? What kind of a name is that????

I'm thinking The Stealth Horde. Maybe.

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  • RaptorKitty
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Posted at 2017-08-21 00:08:43 — Link

Cows? Did someone want cows? We have cows here. We also have a resvoir that I stupidly hiked to with a group of people. I died cause of the heat. Never hiking ever again. Take Lisxz on a hike and see which one of you can go the fartherest without dying. If Arete survives, she'll take her helicopter home like on secret agent movies. If Lisxz survives, she still dies cause she's in the middle of no where. Genius plan.

Pls hep I'm exhausted and sleepy and classes start tomorrow and lord I'm going to die.

At least I put suncreen on... kinda....


  • LadyChipmunk
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Posted at 2017-08-21 05:07:49 — Link

I'm half-convinced at this point that Lisxz is like a highlander and therefore immortal.  Or already undead with a horde of minions to fetch her from the situations Arete sticks her in.


  • Lisxz
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Posted at 2017-08-21 10:45:45 — Link

A little hike couldn't possibly be worse than being in 113 fahrenheit with just a ceiling fan to keep cool, RK. I'd probably survive and then, like what LadyChipmunk said, bring out my army of mini unicorns and ride away home on them.

And why are both of you planning my assassination now, I though I was safe. :(


  • arete
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Posted at 2017-08-21 11:25:18 — Link

Eh, I'll have to see. If I can just get on the portal without being kicked off by your stupid dragons. Shooo, bad dragon! No charcoal for you!

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  • RaptorKitty
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Posted at 2017-08-21 22:56:31 — Link

A little hike? Excuse you, it was completely up hill for the first part and I ain't got great lookin legs yet, but you bet I will by the end of this school semester. Legs so hot, hot hot legs, legs so hot you can fry an egg. Can you tell my brain is fried already? Also, my accursed skins have yet to be accepted still. Someone told me the light opal unicorn looks like bubbles. I have to agree.

Lisxz, if I put a spider on you that I found in my hair, will  you take good care of it? I tried to put in the trash can because I didn't want to kill it but it got out and is somewhere in the room. Also, I saw someone have a seizure because of a spider bite. I helped him when he fell to the ground. He woke up 10 seconds later and went to the Emergency room.


  • Lisxz
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Posted at 2017-08-22 10:50:02 — Link

Yes, I certainly would. Spiders are fantastic for keeping other bugs away. In fact, there's one that just hangs around in my washroom. Still haven't killed him yet...

I might even get a little place for the critters just in case, so they don't bite anyone. 

And what happened to the person aferwards?


  • arete
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Posted at 2017-08-22 21:58:31 — Link

There's a spider that lives on my bathroom windowsill. It eats the nasty, nasty flies. I like the spider.. I shall name him Bill.

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  • fundatrix
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Posted at 2017-08-22 22:08:39 — Link

Name him milky cow, for me :) please :)

some ime ago, I had spider in my computer. Didn't know about that. I've no idea what he ate there,he runs away when I opened it do some cleaning.



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