Posted at 2016-04-04 17:02:42 — Link
Hear Ye, Hear Ye!
Does your dragon eat the furniture?
Can't seem to potty train your winged friend?
Having trouble teaching your dragon to fetch?
Keeps on digging up the flowerbeds?
Then let me take care of that fire breathing (or not) menace of yours! We have a playground, a damsel in distress, a petting zoo (although the animals seems to mysteriously disappear) and of course a kindergarten for the young ones.
So send them Dragons over and I will give them a good loving home!