Since I lack anything fancy to put down here as my signature, I'm just gonna throw some quotes at ya. Also if you see a quote down here that I don't know the creator of, feel free to msg me and tell me who it's from. That'd be greatly appreciated.

  "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem." -Captain Jack Sparrow

  "I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it" -Anonymous

  "My friend thinks he's smart, he said that onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face" -Unknown

  "When I die, I want my last words to be "I left a million dollars under the.." -Some genius somewhere over the rainbow

  "You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?" -Anonymous

   "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order." -Unknown 

  "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back as the world wonders how you did it." - Mactoons.com 

  "Success is always less funny than failure." -Jon Ronson

   " There is no 'we' in food." -DumpaDay.com

    "When I say 'I cleaned my room', I usually mean I made a path from my door to my bed." -Unknown

    "The word 'studying' was probably originally made up of the two words 'students dying'." -Anonymous

    "When I see lover's names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute.. I just think it's stange how many people take knives on a date." -Unknown