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Music of the
Beasts
SYNOPSIS: A tale of an aspiring band of creatures discovering the
power of song. Starring...Obiqua and Hereford the unicorns, along
with a shifting cast of creatures acquired through adoption,
capture, or trade.
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"Tell me the Rock and Roll Mystery story!" spoke a young dragon
hatchling.
Taruca's beast stable had never been better, thanks the recent
conclusion of the Tundra biome season. The beasts celebrated with
the acquisition of a Pristine Snowflake. Although they weren't
about to find the right materials to activate it in time, the
creatures were already looking forward for the next winter.
Nightshade the griffin (or gryphon) heard the dragon's cries and
said, "One bedtime story coming up. Sit tight! Helidor, please
fetch the picture book from Taruca's tiny library and I'll gather
the rest of the grown beasts for the performance."
The first creature Nightshade found was the red dragon Firehouse,
followed by a blue Roc and Puma with black leopard spots.
"Everyone, to the proscenium!" announced Nightshade as a few
Thordama insects set the stage for the opening scene.
Two lupine-beasts known as Lykos, one yellow and the other dark
brown, had volunteered to be the unnamed "amusement park workers"
making adjustments to a ride that's been experiencing problems. A
ghostly presence represented by a Warrior Thordama gurgled
repeatedly, "Give...me...rock!" and chased the park workers off
the ride.
After a talk with a manager, represented by a Simurgh (or
Symurgh) with a white coat and grey wings, pressed a paw down on
button on top of a wooden box and said, "Get me the hottest
mystery-solvers in the world!"
The young dragon hatchlings, the roc chicks, and a number of
young wide-eyed griffins stepped closer to the makeshift theater
in the stable to watch the mystery-solver band. In the middle of
the young beasts was none other than Hereford and Obliqua the
unicorns.
"I don't know why you convinced me to see this show, but here we
are now," said Hereford.
"Relax. You deserved a break after the last couple of vials of
Mutagen you were given by our beastmaster Taruca," said
Obliqua.
"Well, if you say so Obli..." said Hereford as he watched the
mystery-solver beasts approach the entrance to the "Kiss World"
in their wagon, only to be stopped by a Simurgh representing the
security guard Delilah.
As the story progressed, the mystery-solver beasts attempted a
break-in into the amusement park world. Unfortunately, the
five-member investigating beast crew were captured by Delilah and
were promptly escorted off the premises. They were banished from
the Kiss World without so much as a funnel cake treat from the
concessions, but just as the Simurgh playing Delilah voiced her
concerns about when the park goers were going to come back
despite the witch hauntings despite a scene of panic in the
background, a gentle voice spoke in the dark.
"Oh, they'll come back...to see us!" and out from the shadows
stepped "Starchild Nightshade" and "Demon Firehouse" with a black
leopard Puma and a blue Roc in tow, instruments in claw or paw
and playing a power ballad in a flurry of Catherine Wheel sparks
and smoke.
Firehouse stepped towards a microphone "prop" and sang out, "You
show us everything you got. You keep on dancing and the room gets
hot. You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy! And you say you
wanna go for a spin, the party's just begun to let you in. You
drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy!"
"You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting!" sang the others
behind the red dragon.
"Uh-oh..." Hereford said, wide-eyed.
"I...want to rock and roll all night, and party every day!
I...want to rock and roll all night, and party every day!" sang
Nightshade and Firehouse.
"I like those beasts. They're natural at being the hero team
KISSTERIA," said Obliqua.
"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" tweeted a young Roc from behind Obliqua.

