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  • Mildnight
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Posted at 2013-02-28 01:21:18 — Link

On my quest list, there was this: Gifted Sculptor is looking for a Cockatrice with Petrifying gaze


Ok, sounds fine... *thinks a little*

Oh god why!

Have you ever found any other random funny thing on-site? If so, what was it?

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  • Synesthesia
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Posted at 2013-02-28 01:51:35 — Link

That is very funny. XD Seems like the gifted sculptor is just being lazy.

  • Nightingale
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Posted at 2013-02-28 05:41:51 — Link

Hahahahah... like a medusa head making scultures in the Lighting Theif...

Always looking for Expand Stable Scrolls

  Chan eil aon chànan gu leòr

  • Lokisghost
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Posted at 2013-03-01 23:59:29 — Link

Ha, I worry myself sometimes, it took me a minute there to catch what was funny about that O_O 

 

In my defense, I completely skipped over the sculptor bit at first :D


  • bluestar20337
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Posted at 2013-03-02 06:29:44 — Link

On my quest list, there was this: Gifted Sculptor is looking for a Cockatrice with Petrifying gaze


Ok, sounds fine... *thinks a little*

Oh god why!

Have you ever found any other random funny thing on-site? If so, what was it?

 

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I actually just got this quest~


  • Sakarnen
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Posted at 2013-03-02 22:59:09 — Link

I think I once had a quest where someone wanted a really smart pet to carry stuff for them.


  • seph
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Posted at 2013-03-02 23:24:37 — Link

I had gamblers asking for a dragon with high intuition for something.

 

Hope my dragie won't get into gaming now. xD

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  • Drenarrow
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Posted at 2013-03-03 16:00:15 — Link

 

"University is looking for a pet for an important experiment"......Uh....O_o

  • koben
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Posted at 2013-03-03 23:16:15 — Link

Main Engineer of Mechanicians Guild is looking for a Cockatrice with ability to breathe acid to help with manufacturing


how does ACID help to manufactur things ...


so i think it should have a "The" at the very begining to make the guy/girl sound more important.


  • SongDragon
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Posted at 2013-03-04 04:23:33 — Link

If our pets come back to us traumatized, we may learn to look at the description a bit closer before signing them up for the silver.   o.O

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  • Merrypaws
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Posted at 2013-03-05 18:52:08 — Link

Another funny thing is when you're exploring, and find a market, and then they ask you something like: "Would you like to trade our 3 ore for your 3 vermillion?"

Happened to me today.


  • Mouse
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Posted at 2013-03-06 00:55:06 — Link

I got something like that, too and at first I was all excited because I thought they were offering me the vermillion.

I call Vermillion "Vermi"

I occasionally use an IPad- please excuse spellcheck.


  • hicaniplay
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Posted at 2013-03-06 02:11:29 — Link

lol Seph, I just got that one! At least they aren't looking for a strong pet to break some kneecaps or something xP

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  • evilRevan
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Posted at 2013-03-06 02:56:27 — Link

Trade Federation is looking for a Dragon to appraise the gold articles


Very amused by this. Reminds me of Smaug from the hobbit movie. 

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  • Merrypaws
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Posted at 2013-03-06 10:03:00 — Link

"You've found a Scriptorium! Would you like to trade schemes, our Ridinghall (lvl 1) for your Ridinghall (lvl 1)?"

...What?



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