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Amnaa
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Posts: 237

Posted at 2015-06-07 02:46:46 — Link

I wanted to create this for a while now :D

OK, the point of this thread is to make every day happier by collecting jokes!

If you know a SHORT joke, post it here! No need for back stories of how you've found it, just make sure, that it was posted only once by flying through the thread. So we have only ONE VARIANT of the same joke!

Short will also make people more willing to read it!

Have loads of fun! :D

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic and an insomniac? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog!

Tayara
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Posts: 17

Posted at 2015-08-19 23:05:31 — Link

Scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times. They’ve obviously never seen me wiping my ass when there is only 1 sheet of toilet paper left.

Hiding the hurt, hiding the pain
Hiding the tears that fall like rain.
Saying I'm fine, when I'm anything but,
This ache in my soul rips at my gut.
My skin is on fire, I burn from within.
The calm on my face is an ongoing sin.
The world must stay out, I've built up a wall.
My fragile lie will collapse should it ever fall.
Loneliness consumes me, it eats away the years
Until my life is swallowed by unending fears.
Waiting for someone to see I wear a mask
And care enough to remove it, is that too much to ask?

Source: http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/behind-the-mask#ixzz3jI4hb5B7

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