Posted at 2015-03-19 05:14:08 — Link
Uh.
Hi.
I'm Palarii, which is just... Romanian for 'Hatter', because I really wanted to be Hatter, but Hatter was already taken where are you man, I'll hunt you down and... stare sadly at you, or something and I had to improvise.
Whoo, thinking on your feet!
Man, that tutorial was something, huh?
... This isn't working.
Rapid fire facts! Andddddd- GO.
1. I'm female.
2. I'm twenty-five, but have the inability to act older than my shoe size, most days.
3. I'm obsessed with all things 'Hatter'.
4. Screw the circus, I want to run away and join a renaissance festival.
5. I dislike the little red bits in the middle of green olives with a passion that burns brighter than the might of at least 14 imploding supernovas.
6. I have an extreme fondness for marshmallows, even though I think they're disgusting.
7. I don't know how to tapdance.
8. I once spent 45 minutes wandering around the mall parking lot because I was looking for the wrong car.
9. I'm pretty sure I was royalty in a past life Marie Antoinette.
10. These random spaces between the lines are causing me real, physical pain.
Now you know me.
What about you?
Don't step on the mome raths!