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  • Drachenfee
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Posted at 2014-04-10 08:51:04 — Link

One of my quests for today:

"Municipal Hospital is looking for a brave (61) Unicorn with Fragile bones to develop the method of treating the bone fractures"


lol, am I the only one who thinks the hospital really needs an ethics board?

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  • arete
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Posted at 2014-04-10 18:14:39 — Link

That "pure white symurgh," purifying the grounds from filth, must end up looking absolutely terrible by the end of the quest.

And the pet with Deaf to look after newborns? Brilliant idea! :P

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  • Drachenfee
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Posted at 2014-04-11 08:53:16 — Link

I don't think I've gotten the 'pure white symurgh' quest yet.

But you're right, the pet with deaf one makes a lot of sense :)

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  • Nightingale
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Posted at 2014-04-14 15:57:12 — Link

Lmao... I didn't even realize that. 

Maybe they need a pet with Scholar to make an ethics board? 

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  • Kamorth
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Posted at 2014-06-11 04:03:49 — Link

Municipal Hospital is looking for a brave (97) Gryphon with Fragile bones to develop the method of treating the bone fractures
 
 
It's not just the unicorns!

  • Timain
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Posted at 2014-06-11 11:52:46 — Link

Haha oh my, I did not realize what they were actually doing at the hospital until now xD

I find this one also interesting: Gifted Sculptor is looking for Cockatrice with Petrifying gaze. Not sure how gifted this guy actually is :p


  • Nightingale
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Posted at 2014-06-12 15:25:06 — Link

o.0 I wish I was a skilled comic artist and I'd draw these :P 

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  • S.the.Unicorn
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Posted at 2014-06-18 09:22:16 — Link

Heck yeah Nightingale! XD That'd be absolutely hilarious! :D

Here's one of my quests today: " Gamblers are looking for a Cockatrice with bet expert to help a friend in races."

Isn't there a rule against that or something? XD 


  • RubyDragonQueen
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Posted at 2014-08-18 19:29:08 — Link

 

 
"Guard College is looking for a pet with Clumsy paws to train the newbies"

I'm not sure that's a good idea either. XD

 


  • Atheistcanuck
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Posted at 2014-09-28 10:42:49 — Link

Teachin them what *NOT* to do?


  • Goldenpure
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Posted at 2014-10-15 05:32:12 — Link

 

 

Noble Lady is looking for a Cockatrice with Stench to scare away an insolent admire
 
Well that's not nice ):d

 

 

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  • lamarqueisdead
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Posted at 2014-11-07 02:50:14 — Link

Noble Lady is looking for a Dragon with Fearsome look to check the courage of her fiance


Honey, you're everything I wanted, but I need to see how brave you are. Here, stare into this dragon's eyes and I'll see what happens.

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  • Nightingale
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Posted at 2014-11-07 15:34:27 — Link

HAHAHA.  I think that is my favorite one yet lamarqueisdead!!! 

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  • Faang
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Posted at 2014-11-12 06:02:56 — Link

Main Engineer of Mechanicians Guild is looking for a clever (40) Dragon with ability to breathe fire to help with manufacturing

If whatever you're building requires a dragon's fire breath to make.... maybe you should give up on it.

I don't think any manufacturing is worth being possibly killed by a dragon. I'm good.


  • lamarqueisdead
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Posted at 2015-01-18 01:16:55 — Link

University is looking for a Unicorn with Scholar to hold it up as an example for the lazy students

Kids, this HORSE is a better student than you! Y'all need to step up your game.

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